2016: The Year That Shit The Bed

☞ This post had a countdown clock, but it stopped working for some reason.

☞ Poopgames.org shut down, so I stopped posting weekend diversions.

☞ Thomas Sowell gave up. I win!

☞ All of these guys got it.

☞ I discovered Laurie Penny.

☞ Harambe died, then David Bowie, then everyone else.

☞ I recieved a large but brief trafic spike.

☞ I made my 300th post.

☞ Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, long story short, I'm in charge of religion now.

Classic Bashir #2

My first Sowell rebuttal.

Classic Bashir #1

This blog's first post.

The Final Fisking of '15

John Hawkins thinks these are The 20 Best Quotes of 2015. I think I'll paraphrase them by way of rebuttal, or, rebut them by way of paraphrasing, however that phrase works.

20) "Ooh, I'm all butch and badass and everything because I'm not sensitive about feefees" -- Narc Swine
19) "Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah" -- Piggy Pooman
18) "War is kewl" -- Nom Bottom
17) "The most extremely right wing party ever, which is right wing to an infinite and increasing degree, isn't right wing enough, WAA!" -- Ben 'Towda' Shapiro
16) "Ah jus plumb don't cotton to this yoooropeen hawgwash, 'cuz I'z setch a shovenistical hillbilly type, an I hearby invoke Godwin!" -- Thumbs Ass So Well

15) " " -- Gym Teacher
14) "Hate crimes are the bees knees" -- Avid Frencher . . . of butts
13) "I deny that racism exists" -- Generic Gay Mind
12) "I'm ignorant because somehow in High School I didn't learn that George Orwell was a socialist" -- Robert Tracesoffecesinski
11) "The police are infallible" -- Carl "I'll bet this means something gross on urban dictionary" Jackson
10) "Greed is good" -- Bugged Dowlow
9) "Martin Bashir gave my MOM the old 'Carl Jackson'" -- Donald (Wait for it) CHUMP!
8) "I like to question the patriotism of freethinking iconoclasts" -- Jewnah Goldbug
7) "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt" -- Ass Cut Turds
6) "I hate gay people because I'm a big fag" -- Seven Dill Holes On
5) "I'm a big chicken traitor who's letting the terrorists win" -- Meat Ballsh
4) "Boo hoo, no fair, my fee fees" -- Zed Loose
3) "I'm so privileged and entitled and everything I think I should be allowed to disagree with underpriveleged voices who have been silenced for too long" -- Peegan McGargle
2) "I'm so evil I ridicule my own practical idea for peace in the middle east" -- Wayne Lap Pooer
1) "I am literally made entirely of racism" -- Snark Heaving

Year end best of 2015

I posted a lot this year, and it wasn't all poo.

• Rights are for The People, not those people.
• T R E A S O N ! ! ! ! !
• The original Guy Who Got It.
• Everyone is just as bad as everyone else, except me, I'm implicitly better for realizing that.
• Intense suffering remembered.
• Esoteric TRVTH, that's the best kind of truth.
• Wall of Seperation, disregarded.
• Slavery benefactor hushes it up.
• Bigot lashes out at people who are different.
• A noteworthy addition to the list of new n-words.
• Abortion is so awesome, guiz.
• I call dogwhistle.
• In which I am introduced to Laurie Penny.
• Elections are only valid when they have a certain outcome.
• I MONKEY-FIGHTING LOVE ME SOME MONKEY-FIGHTING SCIENCE!
• In which I bait thy click.
• Ancient Yiddish curse: May you attempt sarcasm on the internet.
• Science, democracy, whatever, I love it all.
• Whinging bibley-wibley wussy whiners get shut down by science.
• Science has failed.When it reaches the wrong conclusions, then it has obviously sold out to the international bankers cabbal.
• Did they ever actually decide who to put on the $10?
• A tale of privilege and entitlement.
• Hey, this one's about Sarah Palin. I should tag those.
• Minority Othered, then apologizes, because the patriarchy brainwashed her, I guess.
• Racism rebutted, with extreme prejudice.
• Send for your NYT decoder ring to find out who causes all of the wars: sʍǝſ ǝɥ┴
• Have I mentioned how awesome abortion is?
• Education defended.
• Boy, Donald Trump sure is a Nazi, ammirite?
• The "I'm a pedophile, you're the monsters" guy was only a few months ago? Seems like it's been longer.
• So many posts this year, and only one fisking?
• What an embarrassing position this unfortunate fellow has been placed in by those embarrassing people.
• I actually screencapped this one from facebook myself.
• You had a chance to start Christmas shopping early this year.
• Sally Kohn hates Muslims.
• Myopic reactionary opposes rape, instead of opposing rape culture, which is what is cool to do instead now.
• Objectivist stoners think they're smarter than law students.
• I guess I actually did two fiskings this year. Forgot this one.
• More people would understand this if they'd been able to witness firsthand how VIVACIOUS this maniac was.
• Get a load of all this ooga-booga thoughts and prayers woo.

OK, I think you're pretty much up to date now.

The best of times, the worst of times

This year, there was a lot of advanced logic, and a lot of people got it. But there was also a lot of first amendment alarmism and poop swastikas.

Happy best of 2015 week!

Internet trolls were the worst thing to happen in 2015. Riots were the best.

More underrated old posts.

I'd better get this out of the way before it's time for the year end best of post.

• Demand threatens to outstrip supply.
• Another asassination via figurative targeting, preempted. Fwew.
• This is my favorite of the poop ones.
• From the Duck Crisis of '13.
• From the Myth Implosion Crisis of '13.
• That old, "policies have secondary effects" mumbo-jumbo, refuted.
• Crypto racism, deduced from supposed policy opposition.
• In which I am rendered speechless, and must merely point at the fascist freak.
• Rape apologism, abbreviated.
• This is pretty disrespectful.
• Rule I made up, enforced.
• Just some guy being racist.
• Analogies are to Hitler what crap is to your mom.
• Borders = racism.
• Getting into some weird headspace here, man.
• Remember Sally Kohn? How about Triumph the Dog?
• A troubling trend is not arrested.
• Something about the guy from Phantoms.
• Lawyered!
• Look out, it's a homophobe!
• WEE-OOO, someone said slavery.

Some underrated old posts.

• First lesson on mastery of syllogism.
• Human toilets are everywhere. VIGILANCE!
• A long one, for when you've got some time to kill on your phone at work*
• First major expose, second lesson on syllogism.
• Second major expose, photographic proof of Teabagger racism.
• My first and only fisking to date.
• A bit of moral support in a time of need.
• Famous class A Moron gotten a load of.
• Treason exposed, with nuance. No executions scheduled yet.
• Some guy person GETS IT.
• A conspiracy exposed.


* Pooping.

Potato, Po tah toe

Leaving people alone and letting them keep their own stuff is the new murdering every Jewish person.

Considering a CafePress store

Would you like to see a t-shirt with this picture?

A mug?

Mouse pad?

Trucker hat?

Windbreaker?

Add your suggestions in comments?

Fairly decent for a one month old blog

The best of this blog in 2013:

• First post.
• Speaker of Truth to Power martyred. I was on a roll that day, like an old man sending soup back at a deli.
• Nostalgia sans feces.
• A reactionary is called on his impropriety.
• Racist exposed. The only post so far to get linked to.
• Potential assassin brought to light.
• How to syllogism.
• Pictures speak even more loudly than syllogisms.
• Obligatory response to the duck crisis: Class traitor chastised.

There's been some other pretty good stuff here more recently, but I won't bother linking it because it's still on the front page.

Lightbearer profaned

Charles Krauthammer has some complaints about the Leader. I have something for Charles Krauthammer. It's on a hoagie roll with one of those decorative toothpicks with the red cellophane on the end stuck in it.