Saturday, December 31, 2016

2016: The Year That Shit The Bed

This post had a countdown clock, but it stopped working for some reason.

☞ shut down, so I stopped posting weekend diversions.

Thomas Sowell gave up. I win!

All of these guys got it.

☞ I discovered Laurie Penny.

☞ Harambe died, then David Bowie, then everyone else.

☞ I recieved a large but brief trafic spike.

☞ I made my 300th post.

☞ Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, long story short, I'm in charge of religion now.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Elizabeth Nolan Brown can't see the forest for the trees

To the asbergian rigidity of Reason columnists, a story about events that did not literally occur in some concrete, objective sense, is "untrue". Any REAL journalist, or David Brin, will tell you that there are broader, subjective truths more important, and which are best illustrated to less educated, non-journalist types in the form of fable and parable.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Sunday, September 18, 2016

My 300th post

An old video I just found in drafts:

I totally have devastatingly logical rebuttals to everything he said, but I abstain out of gallant sentiment.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

I want my Btv!

I tagged all the old video posts, so you can just click here if you want to see every video ever posted here.

Have You At Long Last

No Decency? Sure, from time to time, Russia may apparently show the will and means to influence our political processes in order to further their own percieved national interests, but it is self-evidently morally abhorent to publically entertain any concerns about this, you kaka mouths. I'll bet you think you can see them from your house.

Monday, July 18, 2016

One decade hence...

... Look out of your window. If you don't see these guys, then you are living in a Christianist dystopia.

Here is the main thing I meant to link in this post, which I somehow forgot. In case you were wondering why this made no sense at all.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Word of the day

This is why everyone needs to go to college, even though 900% of college students will be raped.


Sunday, May 15, 2016

Friday, May 13, 2016

Sunday, April 3, 2016

Behold, the face of the violator

If you try to free Palestine, you might have to deal with people like this, questioning you, raising hands, rolling eyes, or otherwise subjecting you to disagreement-rape. So, watch out for that.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Classic Bashir #5

One you might have missed, because the link was wrong before. I still don't get why that picture of Vincent Price is captioned "Bob Dylan" though.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Bad kaka man

Thomas Sowell doesn't want Hillary Clinton to protect you from the reptili Je Man. I don't want him to have any pie. I mean like, eating pie instead of poop, is what he should NOT do.

From the People Who Get It files #10



Thursday, March 24, 2016

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Objective journalist reveals...

Hillary will be the nominee, because of Jim Crow Laws.*

* Black people don't have mailing addresses, therefore voter ID laws amount, in effect, to actual disenfranchisement. I leave explaining how this helps Clinton at the expense of Sanders, although Sanders support is a Caucasian affectation on a par with wearing wizard costumes in public, as an exercise for the imaginative reader. 

Monday, February 29, 2016

Behold, lawlessness.

Ramesh Ponnuru says that the Constitution is on the Senate's side in the battle to replace Scalia. I say that "the rule of law" means that the Legislature has to obey the Executive*, and that someone should take a dump right in Ponnuru's mouth.

* I am so sure of this that I'm not even going to bother looking it up.

Whoa, people are reading this now ...

... due to the legendary instalanche. I'd better put up some posts or something. Here are some recent posts, and here are some less recent posts. Here are some mee-mees for the kids (they don't like pogs anymore, they like mee-mees), and here are some very old posts.

I really should have monitized this blog BEFORE begging for an instalanche.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Dᴬngᴱrᴼᵁs ViSiONS

FreeSFonline does not promote works by this author, for reasons. Certain LGBTQQIAAPophobic racepists might give you the impression that this shows the ProgresSF™ community to be lacking in DiversInclusivity™. Not so. FreeSFonline DOES promote works by this author, so you can't say that they don't tolerate controversial views. Most people do not fully appreciate this.

Photo unrelated

Monday, January 25, 2016

Compensate much?

Victor Davis Hanson thinks the President should Carry a Big Stick or Shut Up. I think it sounds like he might have some kind of Freudian issue with something.

His penis. I'm talking about the size of his penis.

Because of the big stick thing.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Laurie Penny fun facts about the recent gang rapes in Cologne

I inferred most of these, but then I'm a pro. That's why I get the big bucks.

  • European authorities do not make a fuss about rape accusations.
  • Advising people of ways to reduce the chances that they will be a crime victim is the same as saying that they deserve to be a crime victim.
  • Deuteronomy 22:25 stole feminism.
  • Only progressive feminists have opposed rape in the past.
  • Someday in the future, after capitalism and religion are done away with, feminists might get laws passed against rape.
  • It is horrific to call rapists savages.
  • "Rape culture" and the actual crime of rape are the same thing.
  • Literally everyone Laurie Penny doesn't like was in favor of rape like a week ago.
  • Paragraphs in professionally written essays don't really have to like flow together or anything.
  • Being against rape this week is racist.
  • Theft of feminist rhetoric in the name of imperialism and racism has been going on for centuries.
  • If someone predicts that a certain proposed policy is likely to lead to rapes, then the policy is put into practice and does in fact lead to rapes, then the person who made the prediction ... is ... bad... I've lost Laurie Penny's train of thought here.