10 Things About Denmark (#8 will make you crap in someone's mouth)

Roslyn Layton wants Bernie Sanders and Paul Krugman to know 10 things about Denmark (where they poop icecream and do everything opposite of the U.S.) I want her to hear 10 rebuttals:

1. You accepted pay for typing the phrase, "corporate partnership for sustainability going forward". Shame on you.

2. Is too.

3. You sound like a typical Amerikkkan filthy capitalist running-dog bourgeois pig reactionary teatard misogynistic shill scab.

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5. Putting people out of work to make the welfare system work better? Well, OK, Ms. Whackadoodle Crazypants.

6. Sounds like I should dump my Danish telecom stock, because "limited government involvement" = apocalyptic dystopian chaos.

7. So just eliminate or re-educate all the people who don't trust the government, duh.

8. Just absurd on the face of it, everyone knows that Scandinavians are all atheists and that's the main reason they're superior to ooga booga skyfairy ka ka poo poos.

9. It sounds like you're saying we should collaborate with fascists?

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