Saturday, September 26, 2015

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Don't Drop the Plop

Scroll down a little way, the thing at the top is an ad.

Hit me... hit me... hit me...

The statement: "We must raise the minimum wage" is an absolute axiomatic truism, regardless of any factors such as the current minimum wage or the current market value of unskilled labor. Therefore, it ought to be raised infinitely forever.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

"The atheist/skeptical community is shockingly full of racism, sexism, and libertarianism"

That it is racist to belive that a metal box with some wires and capacitors in it and no obvious way of indicating what time it doesn't look like a clock, goes without saying. The question remaining is: Is any movement, organization, or demographic group associated with such a vile individual ipso facto collectively racist? This question is examined with Talmudically thorough concientiousness in the comments to this metafilter post: Is popular Atheism racist?

Friday, September 18, 2015

You better SMILE when you say abortion

I Love Abortion. You in the back, the teenager who just got an abortion, stop crying, it's counterproductive to the movement.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

What would we do without The Nation?

Many do not recognize the fact that Barack Obama is a Foreign Policy Grandmaster. This is because:

  • He's very subtle about it.
  • They don't appreciate the importance of the administration's popularity in Cuba.
  • They are imperialist racists.
  • Poo poo pee pee.