Thursday, December 31, 2015
20) "Ooh, I'm all butch and badass and everything because I'm not sensitive about feefees" -- Narc Swine
19) "Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah" -- Piggy Pooman
18) "War is kewl" -- Nom Bottom
17) "The most extremely right wing party ever, which is right wing to an infinite and increasing degree, isn't right wing enough, WAA!" -- Ben 'Towda' Shapiro
16) "Ah jus plumb don't cotton to this yoooropeen hawgwash, 'cuz I'z setch a shovenistical hillbilly type, an I hearby invoke Godwin!" -- Thumbs Ass So Well
15) " " -- Gym Teacher
14) "Hate crimes are the bees knees" -- Avid Frencher . . . of butts
13) "I deny that racism exists" -- Generic Gay Mind
12) "I'm ignorant because somehow in High School I didn't learn that George Orwell was a socialist" -- Robert Tracesoffecesinski
11) "The police are infallible" -- Carl "I'll bet this means something gross on urban dictionary" Jackson
10) "Greed is good" -- Bugged Dowlow
9) "Martin Bashir gave my MOM the old 'Carl Jackson'" -- Donald (Wait for it) CHUMP!
8) "I like to question the patriotism of freethinking iconoclasts" -- Jewnah Goldbug
7) "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt" -- Ass Cut Turds
6) "I hate gay people because I'm a big fag" -- Seven Dill Holes On
5) "I'm a big chicken traitor who's letting the terrorists win" -- Meat Ballsh
4) "Boo hoo, no fair, my fee fees" -- Zed Loose
3) "I'm so privileged and entitled and everything I think I should be allowed to disagree with underpriveleged voices who have been silenced for too long" -- Peegan McGargle
2) "I'm so evil I ridicule my own practical idea for peace in the middle east" -- Wayne Lap Pooer
1) "I am literally made entirely of racism" -- Snark Heaving
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Saturday, December 26, 2015
• Rights are for The People, not those people.
• T R E A S O N ! ! ! ! !
• The original Guy Who Got It.
• Everyone is just as bad as everyone else, except me, I'm implicitly better for realizing that.
• Intense suffering remembered.
• Esoteric TRVTH, that's the best kind of truth.
• Wall of Seperation, disregarded.
• Slavery benefactor hushes it up.
• Bigot lashes out at people who are different.
• A noteworthy addition to the list of new n-words.
• Abortion is so awesome, guiz.
• I call dogwhistle.
• In which I am introduced to Laurie Penny.
• Elections are only valid when they have a certain outcome.
• I MONKEY-FIGHTING LOVE ME SOME MONKEY-FIGHTING SCIENCE!
• In which I bait thy click.
• Ancient Yiddish curse: May you attempt sarcasm on the internet.
• Science, democracy, whatever, I love it all.
• Whinging bibley-wibley wussy whiners get shut down by science.
• Science has failed.When it reaches the wrong conclusions, then it has obviously sold out to the international bankers cabbal.
• Did they ever actually decide who to put on the $10?
• A tale of privilege and entitlement.
• Hey, this one's about Sarah Palin. I should tag those.
• Minority Othered, then apologizes, because the patriarchy brainwashed her, I guess.
• Racism rebutted, with extreme prejudice.
• Send for your NYT decoder ring to find out who causes all of the wars: sʍǝſ ǝɥ┴
• Have I mentioned how awesome abortion is?
• Education defended.
• Boy, Donald Trump sure is a Nazi, ammirite?
• The "I'm a pedophile, you're the monsters" guy was only a few months ago? Seems like it's been longer.
• So many posts this year, and only one fisking?
• What an embarrassing position this unfortunate fellow has been placed in by those embarrassing people.
• I actually screencapped this one from facebook myself.
• You had a chance to start Christmas shopping early this year.
• Sally Kohn hates Muslims.
• Myopic reactionary opposes rape, instead of opposing rape culture, which is what is cool to do instead now.
• Objectivist stoners think they're smarter than law students.
• I guess I actually did two fiskings this year. Forgot this one.
• More people would understand this if they'd been able to witness firsthand how VIVACIOUS this maniac was.
• Get a load of all this ooga-booga thoughts and prayers woo.
OK, I think you're pretty much up to date now.