Thursday, April 30, 2015

When a white person says "thug"...

I assume they are referring to a black person. When a black person says "thug", what I hear is an affectionately celebratory endorsement of criminal gang activity, also in reference to a black person in every case. The upshot of this is, you are a racist. Open up and say "ahh".

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

Boy, this David Harsanyi guy is pretty racist and misogynistic.

When you read Republicans Who Voted For Loretta Lynch Voted For The Abuse Of Executive Power, change "unilateral" to "black", "overreach" to "women", and add the word "boy" after each mention of the President. Then tell me how it sounds.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

The Best Page In The Universe is still being updated!

This new piece by Maddox starts strong, but then he misses the obvious and goes off on a tangent, due to his fallacious anthropomorphism of employers. Clearly, capitalists are simply more misogynistic than they are greedy.

Friday, April 17, 2015

If This Goes On...

Flagrant theocrat theocracizes flagrantly. This demagogue will implicitly render the First Amendment null and void if allowed to scrounge for votes by pandering to the Dominionist hordes without being force fed feces.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

This is the weakness by which the reactionaries will be defeated.

The Repooplicans are afraid of restrictive laws because, _ D I G _ T H I S_, they think that laws either prohibiting an action or requiring an action actually FORCE a person either to do or not do that thing! No wonder they are so afraid of criminals, the ability to just ignore laws must seem like a super-power to them. I hearby propose initiative number two: Everyone has to eat poop. In effect, it will only apply to the simplistic, Hank Hill types who robotically do whatever they're supposed to merely because they are required to by law.