The Final Fisking of '15

John Hawkins thinks these are The 20 Best Quotes of 2015. I think I'll paraphrase them by way of rebuttal, or, rebut them by way of paraphrasing, however that phrase works.

20) "Ooh, I'm all butch and badass and everything because I'm not sensitive about feefees" -- Narc Swine
19) "Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah" -- Piggy Pooman
18) "War is kewl" -- Nom Bottom
17) "The most extremely right wing party ever, which is right wing to an infinite and increasing degree, isn't right wing enough, WAA!" -- Ben 'Towda' Shapiro
16) "Ah jus plumb don't cotton to this yoooropeen hawgwash, 'cuz I'z setch a shovenistical hillbilly type, an I hearby invoke Godwin!" -- Thumbs Ass So Well

15) " " -- Gym Teacher
14) "Hate crimes are the bees knees" -- Avid Frencher . . . of butts
13) "I deny that racism exists" -- Generic Gay Mind
12) "I'm ignorant because somehow in High School I didn't learn that George Orwell was a socialist" -- Robert Tracesoffecesinski
11) "The police are infallible" -- Carl "I'll bet this means something gross on urban dictionary" Jackson
10) "Greed is good" -- Bugged Dowlow
9) "Martin Bashir gave my MOM the old 'Carl Jackson'" -- Donald (Wait for it) CHUMP!
8) "I like to question the patriotism of freethinking iconoclasts" -- Jewnah Goldbug
7) "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt" -- Ass Cut Turds
6) "I hate gay people because I'm a big fag" -- Seven Dill Holes On
5) "I'm a big chicken traitor who's letting the terrorists win" -- Meat Ballsh
4) "Boo hoo, no fair, my fee fees" -- Zed Loose
3) "I'm so privileged and entitled and everything I think I should be allowed to disagree with underpriveleged voices who have been silenced for too long" -- Peegan McGargle
2) "I'm so evil I ridicule my own practical idea for peace in the middle east" -- Wayne Lap Pooer
1) "I am literally made entirely of racism" -- Snark Heaving

Woman tries to look feminine and pretty

Boooooo.

Year end best of 2015

I posted a lot this year, and it wasn't all poo.

• Rights are for The People, not those people.
• T R E A S O N ! ! ! ! !
• The original Guy Who Got It.
• Everyone is just as bad as everyone else, except me, I'm implicitly better for realizing that.
• Intense suffering remembered.
• Esoteric TRVTH, that's the best kind of truth.
• Wall of Seperation, disregarded.
• Slavery benefactor hushes it up.
• Bigot lashes out at people who are different.
• A noteworthy addition to the list of new n-words.
• Abortion is so awesome, guiz.
• I call dogwhistle.
• In which I am introduced to Laurie Penny.
• Elections are only valid when they have a certain outcome.
• I MONKEY-FIGHTING LOVE ME SOME MONKEY-FIGHTING SCIENCE!
• In which I bait thy click.
• Ancient Yiddish curse: May you attempt sarcasm on the internet.
• Science, democracy, whatever, I love it all.
• Whinging bibley-wibley wussy whiners get shut down by science.
• Science has failed.When it reaches the wrong conclusions, then it has obviously sold out to the international bankers cabbal.
• Did they ever actually decide who to put on the $10?
• A tale of privilege and entitlement.
• Hey, this one's about Sarah Palin. I should tag those.
• Minority Othered, then apologizes, because the patriarchy brainwashed her, I guess.
• Racism rebutted, with extreme prejudice.
• Send for your NYT decoder ring to find out who causes all of the wars: sʍǝſ ǝɥ┴
• Have I mentioned how awesome abortion is?
• Education defended.
• Boy, Donald Trump sure is a Nazi, ammirite?
• The "I'm a pedophile, you're the monsters" guy was only a few months ago? Seems like it's been longer.
• So many posts this year, and only one fisking?
• What an embarrassing position this unfortunate fellow has been placed in by those embarrassing people.
• I actually screencapped this one from facebook myself.
• You had a chance to start Christmas shopping early this year.
• Sally Kohn hates Muslims.
• Myopic reactionary opposes rape, instead of opposing rape culture, which is what is cool to do instead now.
• Objectivist stoners think they're smarter than law students.
• I guess I actually did two fiskings this year. Forgot this one.
• More people would understand this if they'd been able to witness firsthand how VIVACIOUS this maniac was.
• Get a load of all this ooga-booga thoughts and prayers woo.

OK, I think you're pretty much up to date now.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Sarah Palin War on Christmas Soundboard

A special holiday diversion via NYmag.

The best of times, the worst of times

This year, there was a lot of advanced logic, and a lot of people got it. But there was also a lot of first amendment alarmism and poop swastikas.

Yuletide hate criminals at large

If you see any of these alarming enemies of progress, do not attempt to apprehend them yourself. Report them to tublr for re-education.

Happy best of 2015 week!

Internet trolls were the worst thing to happen in 2015. Riots were the best.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Merry Shitmess

I think I may have been working the poo angle a little hard lately.

From the people who get it files #6

Thomas Sowell on culture and geography

Me on Thomas Sowell:

We have reached peak ass

This ass fudge is exceptionally good ass fudge. Most other ass fudge is not as good.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play poop shoot.

Step right up and shoot this poop.

Take THAT, ignorant fundies!

There WAS no King Daniel. And all those parts of the Bible about camels in North Africa aren't true either!

Thomas Sowell on the President's speech

Me on Thomas Sowell:

From the people who get it files #5

You gots a dictionary? Well, I gots a thesaurus, shitlord!

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Sarah Palin

This won't work on my tablet, but apparently it's a card game?

HEY GODBAGS!

Thoughts and prayers to your magic sky daddy don't real!

Don't let this diversion distract you

No, look, over there at that other thing, not at this diversion.

This is punching up, so it must be funny

This is exactly what it would be like if the humorless hatespewers who rely on the shock value of the N-word were to have their way. They may SAY that they object to affected hypersensitivity and malicious misrepresentation, but you and I know what they ACTUALLY, secretly mean.

Lisa Simpson has ferreted out a thought criminal

...and invented paradigm challenging new definitions of "intent" and "vivacious" while she's at it. Because, no living person has ever had the experience of hearing something on T.V. about police brutality, and then some weedy acquaintance of theirs is all like dude someone should like blow up the pig HQ marijuana dude like hemp and shit yo. In the unlikely event that this should ever occur, there is NO question that the police would be notified.

Does this look like a hoax?

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p.......pooop Not sure just what happened here. If I've been sleepwalking, or I got robo-hacked, or what. One thing is clear, though: Whoever runs blogger must resign. Because something like this could not possibly just be some random schizophrenic, or left-wing awareness raising guerilla theater.

5 Reasons Liberals Should Consider Libertarianism

1. W 2.E 3.E 4.E 5.D

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Pee Boy

Here's something different for a change.

Hate criminal at large

Five months after publicly Othering LGBTQQIAAP Voices That Have Been Silenced For Too Long ™, Social Justice has yet to be imposed upon this rape appologist. Where is the outrage?

I am thankful for people who get it.

A Progressive Guide to Thanksgiving Conversation

Washington R-Words Literally Rape Rape the Rapey Rape

Two of these are parodies.

10 Things About Denmark (#8 will make you crap in someone's mouth)

Roslyn Layton wants Bernie Sanders and Paul Krugman to know 10 things about Denmark (where they poop icecream and do everything opposite of the U.S.) I want her to hear 10 rebuttals:

1. You accepted pay for typing the phrase, "corporate partnership for sustainability going forward". Shame on you.

2. Is too.

3. You sound like a typical Amerikkkan filthy capitalist running-dog bourgeois pig reactionary teatard misogynistic shill scab.

4.

5. Putting people out of work to make the welfare system work better? Well, OK, Ms. Whackadoodle Crazypants.

6. Sounds like I should dump my Danish telecom stock, because "limited government involvement" = apocalyptic dystopian chaos.

7. So just eliminate or re-educate all the people who don't trust the government, duh.

8. Just absurd on the face of it, everyone knows that Scandinavians are all atheists and that's the main reason they're superior to ooga booga skyfairy ka ka poo poos.

9. It sounds like you're saying we should collaborate with fascists?

10.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Would Sarah Palin Bang You?

Don't go through the rest of your life not knowing.

From the guys who get it files #3

Entitled old rich cishet tries to shut down dissenting young progressive voices

Presumably then, he's totally OK with poop swastikas, rape threats, and attempted ethics in video game journalism. That's it. That's my rebuttal. Presuming that, is the rebuttal.

10 Things Free Speech Doesn't Mean

According to Laurie Penny. Entitled old white liberals are silencing dissenting voices and shutting down young progressives. That's bad. Enemies of progress suffer consequences. That's good.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Pootris

Get Pootrisized for old times sake.

Yeah, well your mouth isn't TECHNICALLY a toilet either.

These niggling semantic details, man.

POOP SWASTIKA!

POOP SWASTIKA!!

POOP SWASTIKA!!!

You learn something new every day

How Ironic

The God bothering fundie Bible thumpers at Reason have forgotten that despairage is a sin.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to amuse yourself as you see fit.

Weekend snuck up on me. No diversion.

Thomas Sowell on police shootings

Me on Thomas Sowell:

Jonah Goldberg says there's no contradiction between being a minority and being a conservative.

I say there's no contradiction between his mouth and my turds!

Za|g0 has invited you to play: pl:z::d:nt::st:p

d͉̼̬̭̻͆ͮ̌͗͝o̡͇̭̬ͥ̆̏͐͗n̸̢̲̭̺̔̔ͧ̿̐ͬ̍̚͘t̟͎̏͌͟p̻̺ͨ̇̏̽̌͘l̸̮̓̿͜ạ̶̼ͫ̄̔ÿ́̋̏̏ͪ̐̾́͏̭͖̟̮̙͇͖͇t̷̲̳̝̬̳̞̄͂͞h͓͍͙̖̱̝̹̿̋͗͗̉̋̐ͅi̴̛̞̟̟͍̿ͨ͊̉̀ͧ̿̓s̰̊ͯ̉̂ͬ̆̕͢͢ hE d̽̍̎ͮ͏͞҉͉͈̮̲̘ͅo̫̫͖̥̲̐ͫ̉̄̿́͢s̵̝̬̣ͨ̐̎ͩͣ͊̊n̫̉̎̾͌ͭ̾t̢̙̠̄͌͢h͎̬̰̒̐ͧ̈́͆̎͋͜ͅa͖͚͒̏̓͌͛͟v̸̩̙͈͎̙̞̤̠̉̈́͌͒ͬ̂ę̸̪͈̺̳̭͙̃̐̿͒́ͩ̒ͮt̨̰̗͈̫̿̾̓o̪̱ͫͤ͌̋̏͗̂̓͢͝͞b̢͊́ͥ́ͧ͑͏̵̺e̶̦̻͗ͩ̀ͮ̏̔̑ŗ̧͙̹̺̬͑̀̑͆͝e̩͎̼̟̜̣͈͊ͮͥ͝͝aͫ̽̏ͯ̈́͢͏̳̩l̛̛̯̤̝̇ͯͣ̐ͯ͛̈͗̂t͖̺̭̮͇̦̟͋͌͜o̴̷̧̮͓̦̮̲ͯͮ͆̎̄͐h͔̱̙̠̭̞͚ͥ̎ͭ̃͐̅͜ͅű̪̱ͩ̑̇r͖̙̫̥͍̻̒̍̃́̽͘t̷̫̲̜̅ͤ̊ͣͩ͜yͧͧ̓̈́̇ͨ̌̇҉͏̠ͅơ̢̼͙̘̫͎̘̑͑̿̐̈ͮ͌͛ͩù̟̜̪͕͖̺͕̯̆̈́̀

From the people who get it files #2

Color me THIS

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Poop

Poop? Poop.

He gets it!

And if anyone questions his patriotism, I'll... think of something to do to them, I guess.

A think piece

By a guy who gets it.

David Cole is full of hate...

... and misguided, overly concrete concern vis a vis actual rape as opposed to the real problem, rape culture. QED. via Five Feet of Fury.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Corn In The Poop

Kind of a hard one, you're corn and and the goal is to become poop. First scroll down a bit.

Peter Hasson just figured out what 'micro' means.

It's not rocket science; Unorthodox is ungood crimethink.

John Stossel doesn't like how the State of Wisconsin protects us...

... vis a vis extremists. I don't like his turd 'stache.

Michelle Malkin doesn't like the administration's behavior vis a vis...

... the office of the Inspector General. I don't like her kaka doody face.

From the People Who Get It files #1

THIS, THIS, A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

"You can't solve problems with poo"

Not with that attitude.

Not cutting babies clitorises off is the new cutting babies clitorises off

Sally Kohn: To assert that the pedantic distinction between these amounts to a substantial difference would be to imply that Fundamentalist Christians are suddenly champions of gay rights.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Ask Sarah Palin Anything

This is a good one.

More underrated old posts.

I'd better get this out of the way before it's time for the year end best of post.

• Demand threatens to outstrip supply.
• Another asassination via figurative targeting, preempted. Fwew.
• This is my favorite of the poop ones.
• From the Duck Crisis of '13.
• From the Myth Implosion Crisis of '13.
• That old, "policies have secondary effects" mumbo-jumbo, refuted.
• Crypto racism, deduced from supposed policy opposition.
• In which I am rendered speechless, and must merely point at the fascist freak.
• Rape apologism, abbreviated.
• This is pretty disrespectful.
• Rule I made up, enforced.
• Just some guy being racist.
• Analogies are to Hitler what crap is to your mom.
• Borders = racism.
• Getting into some weird headspace here, man.
• Remember Sally Kohn? How about Triumph the Dog?
• A troubling trend is not arrested.
• Something about the guy from Phantoms.
• Lawyered!
• Look out, it's a homophobe!
• WEE-OOO, someone said slavery.

Slavery has been mentioned hypothetically. What to do? Who to doo doo?

It is interesting to speculate upon "What conservatives would think if Ben Carson had said that slaves should have been armed to kill their white oppressors.", but there is no way ever to know for sure, because no one would ever say such a bizarre thing. It's safe to assume, however, that Republicans would be all mad and stuff, and not Democrats.

I really feel like I should have something to say about this

Got it! This is further proof that market capitalism... is... bad... and... Koch brothers...QED.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Aznar

The goal in this one is to cover the pictures.

Nocturnus Libertus Nostalgia

This is a little old, but when people get it this hard, they should be remembered.

She's still out there on facebook and youtube, I guess.

Get your Christmas shopping done early this year...

With Baby's First Strap-On.

Please suggest other ways to say "this guy gets it" in the comments.

How Dare You Otherize My Undead Horde

Semantic analysis reveals: Kommunity Kollege Killer was Christian

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Palin or Pro

Quiz: Who said it, Palin or a professional movie reviewer?

Stop embarassing Him, Amerikkka!

It's bad enough you question His patriotism, but then you go making him get up on a stage and scold you over and over, it's emBARsin guys, I'm cerial!

What this blog is about

Fisk Like The Wind

John Hawkins has 25 Useful Political Rules of Thumb I have 25 Zippy Comebacks for him:

1. This is victim-blaming, rape-culture, rape-apologism, rape-victim-culture-blame-rape-rape, and racepism.
2. The most casual perusal of Talking Points Memo proves that Democrats are always quite moderate and Republicans just keep getting more extreme. But you people don't like reading things that challenge your preconceptions, do you?
3. You're the one's who should take responsibility. For the bad stuff. That you're responsible for. Koch brothers.
4. That's racist.
5. "I'm a big dumb idiot who isn't smart" - Snarls Kook-slimer
6. Sometimes they're Green or a Socialist.
7. Yeah, like YOU people! Not us, YOU!!!
8. "Duh, me no know Republicans extreme because me no reed." - Blames Blow'Beef
9. Don't question my patriotism.
10. Hey buddy, if you don't like how we do things here in the good ol' USA, yew can just git out.
11. This one actually is true, because corporate media has a pro corporate capitali$t bia$. Corporati$m. $wa$tica.
12. Yum, white tears.
13. (link anecdote about private business that went under due to inefficiency)
14. Halliburton Koch brothers pee pee doo doo wee wee.
15. So I suppose policies should serve the interest of majorities instead of minorities, then?
16. Change "interest groups" to "Jews" and "voters" to "white Christian heterosexuals". Now how does it sound?
17. Oh, yeah, well how about I take a dump on your face?
18. No, YOU!!!
19. Rich people still exist, therefore the government is not taxing and spending enough, QED.
20. Eat crap.
21. "I like eat poop or something." - Dumn-ass So-smell
22. You're so dumb and extreme you don't even believe that we've been constantly moving toward extreme right-wing dystopia no matter how many times you're told.
23. Kakapoopoo!
24. That wasn't Voltaire, that was a bad guy, so you're bad.
25. Well, I'm SORRY I just truth-blitterated you with my smart-vicserating logic-bombs of win.

So. Much. Get.

THIIIIISSSSS.

 

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Thomas Sowell on tax rates.

Me on Thomas Sowell:

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Don't Drop the Plop

Scroll down a little way, the thing at the top is an ad.

Hit me... hit me... hit me...

The statement: "We must raise the minimum wage" is an absolute axiomatic truism, regardless of any factors such as the current minimum wage or the current market value of unskilled labor. Therefore, it ought to be raised infinitely forever.

In the name of social justice

Someone shoud just take a dump in Thomas Sowell's mouth already.

"The atheist/skeptical community is shockingly full of racism, sexism, and libertarianism"

That it is racist to belive that a metal box with some wires and capacitors in it and no obvious way of indicating what time it doesn't look like a clock, goes without saying. The question remaining is: Is any movement, organization, or demographic group associated with such a vile individual ipso facto collectively racist? This question is examined with Talmudically thorough concientiousness in the comments to this metafilter post: Is popular Atheism racist?

A friendly reminder

The person who started the rumors about Obama's secret religion and citizenship status has yet to retract the claims, apologize, or eat crap.

Yet another guy who gets it

Hey, Ted Cruz, the Bible Doesn't Mention Anything About Sonic Marrying Tails

Tammy Bruce has a problem with education

I have a problem with her mouth. It's not big enough. For all the tuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrds.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Dress Up Sarah Palin

They aren't responding to any of my suggestions for new features in this game.

You better SMILE when you say abortion

I Love Abortion. You in the back, the teenager who just got an abortion, stop crying, it's counterproductive to the movement.

What would we do without The Nation?

Many do not recognize the fact that Barack Obama is a Foreign Policy Grandmaster. This is because:

• He's very subtle about it.
• They don't appreciate the importance of the administration's popularity in Cuba.
• They are imperialist racists.
• Poo poo pee pee.

And He spake again unto them, saying:

If ye hath faith, maketh Me the Emperor, and I will take other people's property from them, and give of it unto you.

Had your awareness raised lately?

Imma just go ahead and raise it a little more.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Poop Ball

It's a game you can play. Poop themed.

What could make people oppose peace?

The NYT has found a pattern.

Hey lady, you dropped your pur... nevermind.

Almost slipped some racism past us there.

While we're focusing on Trump, the True representative of racists is gaining on him.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Palin's Tea Bomber

A diversion for the weekend.

Not content with granting speech rights to corporations, now these God bothering objectivists want to grant them to political campaigns!

Jay Ambrose knows How To Shut Up Disliked Opinion.

I know a better way.









With poop.













In your mouth.

Good is Evil

Stop helping people, you bourgeouis corporatist running dogs.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Catch a Shite

What it says on the bloody tin, innit?

A Primer on Microaggression

Ignorance kills.

Trivia

Some interesting little factoids I've been accumulating.

• Rocky IV is literally the only historical precedent for Russian territorial aggression.
• The existence of submarines renders the rest of the navy entirely obsolete.
• When white people get arrested, they're allowed to just beat the cop up and leave.
• All of the dissenting opinions in Obergefell v. Hodges were just crude paraphrases from Leviticus, and are satisfactorily refuted by smartass remarks about shrimp.
• George Takei has dignity.
• Depending on who you are, mentioning slavery can be tantamount to defending it.
• Apart from their genocidal racism, the police never do anything else wrong.

If You Think Government Should Ever Be Limited, You Want People To Die In Fires

I'm getting lazy here, that's the actual headline. Anyway, I don't want to insult my readers by explaining that "limited" is the same as "eliminated". You know that.

Step right up and win some crap*

Who said it, Trump or Hillary? Calm down, we'll be back to our regular Palin 'n' Poo format next weekend.

*You can't actually win any crap.

Extemporaneous Musings from Thomas Sowell

More like random  tuuuuurrrrrrds  ammirite?

Times square used to be cool.

Morgan Freeman's grand-daughter stabbed to death. On the bright side, she lived to see the end of Giuliani's fascist influence in NYC.

Something to celebrate

That embedded game isn't on the front page auto-playing music anymore. I thought it would be cool to embed a game, now I know.

A compelling and articulate defense of slavery.

By Victor Davis Hanson. Read the whole thing.

Well written and informative, however...

Read the whole thing. Tell your grandchildren about the hate speech people used to get away with back in the early 21st century.

Some selectively edited PDFs

The Florida State Agency for Health Care Administration hates women too. I'm starting to think everyone is misogynistic except for abortionists and me.

No weekend diversion this weekend

Because last weekends diversion is still here on the front page, taunting me for not posting more this week. Yesterday's post should do in a pinch, though.

So Much This, What Am I Going To Do With All This This?

Lot's of wisdom here. Hit reload for more of this.

Thick misogynists still don't get it

The logic of this piece is both subtle and complex, so I thought it might be helpful for me to diagram it so that you can learn to use this kind of argument yourself against some pissbaby fauxervatives or something:

 Deny → Insult → General incredulity → More insult → Mention that you went to college → Repeat 

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Obama vs. Tea Party

Find more free online flash games at Fupa.com

Another guy who gets it!

THIS. So much this.