So Much This, What Am I Going To Do With All This This?

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Thick misogynists still don't get it

The logic of this piece is both subtle and complex, so I thought it might be helpful for me to diagram it so that you can learn to use this kind of argument yourself against some pissbaby fauxervatives or something:

 Deny → Insult → General incredulity → More insult → Mention that you went to college → Repeat 

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Another guy who gets it!

THIS. So much this.

I still don't know if this is good policy, but I hate the people who are against it, and that's what politics is really about.

All of these pieces omit the single salient fact; the bill in question does not the contain the phrase "death panels", therefore, Sarah Palin is a liar, QED.

GOP Seizes On Heavily Edited Video Of Planned Parenthood Falsely Claiming To Do Things That Are Perfectly Ethical

You should not believe this video because it comes from a well-funded group that is critical of Planned Parenthood. You should only believe criticism of Planned Parenthood from sources which are poorly funded, and not critical of Planned Parenthood.

These misogynistic butchers eviscerated the portion of the video in which the liar who you shouldn't believe stalwart guardian of womyns health and dignity re-iterated that Planned Parenthood is a non-profit organization, meaning that after everyone is paid and all costs are covered, no left over money is designated as "profit" for tax purposes. This is why no non-profit organization can ever be credibly suspected of a conflict of interest. People only have an interest in getting paid if the money comes out of taxable profits.

Furthermore, exchanging potentially useful things for money does not constitute "selling" them, unless you come out ahead. Anyone who ever told you there was such a thing as "selling things at cost", "loss leaders", or "undercutting the competition" was a lying theist.

Also, the things that these liars are accusing Planned Parenthood of doing are actually good things, and it's good that Planned Parenthood is doing them.

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THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER

The one with the slightly longer hair is standing in front of the one with the different hair! Ze is also taller now. What no one seems to be talking about yet is that zer hight indicates that ze is a transwoman.

Ellen "We" Pao apologizes

Although actually, ze did nothing wrong. Here's why.

An enemy of progress has mentioned slavery

Time to pretend to think that this is a minimization or endorsement of slavery.

More slavery apologism

Oh, yeah, well, you're a manky tallywhacker in need of a gob full of arse-shite.

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This never gets old

This naff gormless chav hillbilly ignoramus git thinks that coastal regions have rain sometimes (and she probably thinks they even get snow in the mountains sometimes too, the minging tosser), and that larger numbers of reservoirs retain more water for longer than smaller numbers of reservoirs in the event of drought. What a mollycoddling tallywhacker! She's dumb, is the takeaway here. Not like you and I, reader. We're smart. Give yourself a pat on the back.

Those Permissive Fascists

We must look beyond the immediate and the intended consequences of public policies, to consider the precedents, wary of slippery slopes, lest unintended consequences strike and mischievously allow the reactionaries their "sincerely held religious beliefs". This is why we must never ratify this insane "First Amendment" Trojan horse.

White Man Attacks Black Woman

In retaliation for her attack on a white man who was attacking non-conventional body tissues.