Those who forget history are condemned to eat poop.

I guess the guy from Phantoms doesn't want to take his medicine.

If This Goes On...

Flagrant theocrat theocracizes flagrantly. This demagogue will implicitly render the First Amendment null and void if allowed to scrounge for votes by pandering to the Dominionist hordes without being force fed feces.

A well written piece by Hans Fiene

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

This is the weakness by which the reactionaries will be defeated.

The Repooplicans are afraid of restrictive laws because, _ D I G _ T H I S_, they think that laws either prohibiting an action or requiring an action actually FORCE a person either to do or not do that thing! No wonder they are so afraid of criminals, the ability to just ignore laws must seem like a super-power to them. I hearby propose initiative number two: Everyone has to eat poop. In effect, it will only apply to the simplistic, Hank Hill types who robotically do whatever they're supposed to merely because they are required to by law.

// W H E E LS ⊙ W H I T H I N \\

We are through the looking glass, people.

Abnormal Psychology

For people like Ed Driscoll, advocating reductions in tax rates and opposing common core are entirely different things from cutting babies clitorises off. They literally cannot see that these are essentially the same thing. These unfortunates deserve our pity as much as our poop.

So many words just to say she's a racist.

Heather Mac Donald has some Practical Thoughts on Immigration. I have some fragrant morsels for her face.

How has no one crapped in this guy's mouth yet?

George Will says it's time to Check Your Privilege Theory. I say:

The Year Was 2013...

... and there was suffering.

Do you remember how you suffered when the government shut down? So much suffering. What historians will remember about the government shutdown of '13, is all of the very specific suffering that objectively was caused by the government shutdown to have occurred to numerous actual people who I could totally name. Oh, the suffering. How the dickensian hoards of Joads suffered, even as those TUUUUUUURRRRRRRRDSSS continued to get paid. The suffering at one point got so bad, I almost would have been able to tell that the government had been shut down even if no one had told me. Let us never forget the nightmare that we must suffer if ever again the Legislature betrays its sacred duty to immediately rubber stamp the federal budget without hesitation or deliberation. Or our future suffering could be as bad as the suffering that we suffered in that terrible year of suffering.

Likening things to other things is like fascism.

John Hawkins says Liberalism is your crotchety judgemental aunt wagging her finger at you. I say, "Oh, yeah? Well how about I take a dump right in your face?