SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY?

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

What I haven't told you...

... is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

 Because I could get uromisitisis poisoning and DIE!

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Monkey Poo

If the lack of a formal invitation was holding you back, well, here you go.

Classic Bashir #7

There are RULES about historic analogies, people!

Word of the day

This is why everyone needs to go to college, even though 900% of college students will be raped.

 

A special guest

Today's rebuttal will be done by this guy:

Oh yeah?

Well how about I take a dump on your face?

Improved access to birth control has tragic unintended consequences

Won't someone think of the abortionists?

Capitalism

What CAN'T it do?