Doy doy doy

Get a load of this MO-ron! We have UNDERWATER boats now!

TRIGGER WARNING

There was a time, not so long ago, when the corporate shills could have gotten away with this. When the sheeple wouldn't have taken "whatever" to mean intercourse, and "I am up for" to indicate a lack of consent. No more. The Millenials have had their consciousness raised.

This guy gets it!

"I said I liked a thing on the internet. As if the fact that it was on the internet with comments on gave me that right!"
As a reward, he should get sprinkles on his special dessert.

Better make it illegal to go out of business.

As if there were some kind of invisible hand at work. Top men are working on this, I'm sure, who have not been brainwashed by Faux News (that's French) to yammer about trickle-down voodoo like "they have to make a certain amount of profit in order to pay employees".

Get it?

It's capitalism. This is what capitalism is like.

I don't even know what this is anymore, it's been in drafts for like a year.

This article is literally rape: The Racism Squirrel.

NnnnnnnYES

Is It Treason?
Depends.

Get a load of this class-A moron!

He thinks that money is speech and corporations are people LOL A Halo For Selfishness.

Open thread

I'm going to be away from the blog for awhile, just pee in each other's eyes or something until I get back.

Calling people Communists is very wrong, even though Communism itself sort of isn't.

Boy, all of those people who called Jessie Myerson a Communist must be really embarrassed now that he has clarified everything.