Trivia

Some interesting little factoids I've been accumulating.

• Rocky IV is literally the only historical precedent for Russian territorial aggression.
• The existence of submarines renders the rest of the navy entirely obsolete.
• When white people get arrested, they're allowed to just beat the cop up and leave.
• All of the dissenting opinions in Obergefell v. Hodges were just crude paraphrases from Leviticus, and are satisfactorily refuted by smartass remarks about shrimp.
• George Takei has dignity.
• Depending on who you are, mentioning slavery can be tantamount to defending it.
• Apart from their genocidal racism, the police never do anything else wrong.