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From the people who get it files #2

Color me THIS

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Poop

Poop? Poop.

He gets it!

And if anyone questions his patriotism, I'll... think of something to do to them, I guess.

A think piece

By a guy who gets it.

David Cole is full of hate...

... and misguided, overly concrete concern vis a vis actual rape as opposed to the real problem, rape culture. QED. via Five Feet of Fury.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Corn In The Poop

Kind of a hard one, you're corn and and the goal is to become poop. First scroll down a bit.

Peter Hasson just figured out what 'micro' means.

It's not rocket science; Unorthodox is ungood crimethink.

John Stossel doesn't like how the State of Wisconsin protects us...

... vis a vis extremists. I don't like his turd 'stache.

Michelle Malkin doesn't like the administration's behavior vis a vis...

... the office of the Inspector General. I don't like her kaka doody face.

From the People Who Get It files #1

THIS, THIS, A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

"You can't solve problems with poo"

Not with that attitude.

Not cutting babies clitorises off is the new cutting babies clitorises off

Sally Kohn: To assert that the pedantic distinction between these amounts to a substantial difference would be to imply that Fundamentalist Christians are suddenly champions of gay rights.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Ask Sarah Palin Anything

This is a good one.

More underrated old posts.

I'd better get this out of the way before it's time for the year end best of post.

• Demand threatens to outstrip supply.
• Another asassination via figurative targeting, preempted. Fwew.
• This is my favorite of the poop ones.
• From the Duck Crisis of '13.
• From the Myth Implosion Crisis of '13.
• That old, "policies have secondary effects" mumbo-jumbo, refuted.
• Crypto racism, deduced from supposed policy opposition.
• In which I am rendered speechless, and must merely point at the fascist freak.
• Rape apologism, abbreviated.
• This is pretty disrespectful.
• Rule I made up, enforced.
• Just some guy being racist.
• Analogies are to Hitler what crap is to your mom.
• Borders = racism.
• Getting into some weird headspace here, man.
• Remember Sally Kohn? How about Triumph the Dog?
• A troubling trend is not arrested.
• Something about the guy from Phantoms.
• Lawyered!
• Look out, it's a homophobe!
• WEE-OOO, someone said slavery.

Slavery has been mentioned hypothetically. What to do? Who to doo doo?

It is interesting to speculate upon "What conservatives would think if Ben Carson had said that slaves should have been armed to kill their white oppressors.", but there is no way ever to know for sure, because no one would ever say such a bizarre thing. It's safe to assume, however, that Republicans would be all mad and stuff, and not Democrats.

I really feel like I should have something to say about this

Got it! This is further proof that market capitalism... is... bad... and... Koch brothers...QED.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Aznar

The goal in this one is to cover the pictures.

Nocturnus Libertus Nostalgia

This is a little old, but when people get it this hard, they should be remembered.

She's still out there on facebook and youtube, I guess.

Get your Christmas shopping done early this year...

With Baby's First Strap-On.

Please suggest other ways to say "this guy gets it" in the comments.

How Dare You Otherize My Undead Horde

Semantic analysis reveals: Kommunity Kollege Killer was Christian

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Palin or Pro

Quiz: Who said it, Palin or a professional movie reviewer?

Stop embarassing Him, Amerikkka!

It's bad enough you question His patriotism, but then you go making him get up on a stage and scold you over and over, it's emBARsin guys, I'm cerial!

What this blog is about

Fisk Like The Wind

John Hawkins has 25 Useful Political Rules of Thumb I have 25 Zippy Comebacks for him:

1. This is victim-blaming, rape-culture, rape-apologism, rape-victim-culture-blame-rape-rape, and racepism.
2. The most casual perusal of Talking Points Memo proves that Democrats are always quite moderate and Republicans just keep getting more extreme. But you people don't like reading things that challenge your preconceptions, do you?
3. You're the one's who should take responsibility. For the bad stuff. That you're responsible for. Koch brothers.
4. That's racist.
5. "I'm a big dumb idiot who isn't smart" - Snarls Kook-slimer
6. Sometimes they're Green or a Socialist.
7. Yeah, like YOU people! Not us, YOU!!!
8. "Duh, me no know Republicans extreme because me no reed." - Blames Blow'Beef
9. Don't question my patriotism.
10. Hey buddy, if you don't like how we do things here in the good ol' USA, yew can just git out.
11. This one actually is true, because corporate media has a pro corporate capitali$t bia$. Corporati$m. $wa$tica.
12. Yum, white tears.
13. (link anecdote about private business that went under due to inefficiency)
14. Halliburton Koch brothers pee pee doo doo wee wee.
15. So I suppose policies should serve the interest of majorities instead of minorities, then?
16. Change "interest groups" to "Jews" and "voters" to "white Christian heterosexuals". Now how does it sound?
17. Oh, yeah, well how about I take a dump on your face?
18. No, YOU!!!
19. Rich people still exist, therefore the government is not taxing and spending enough, QED.
20. Eat crap.
21. "I like eat poop or something." - Dumn-ass So-smell
22. You're so dumb and extreme you don't even believe that we've been constantly moving toward extreme right-wing dystopia no matter how many times you're told.
23. Kakapoopoo!
24. That wasn't Voltaire, that was a bad guy, so you're bad.
25. Well, I'm SORRY I just truth-blitterated you with my smart-vicserating logic-bombs of win.