2016: The Year That Shit The Bed

☞ This post had a countdown clock, but it stopped working for some reason.

☞ Poopgames.org shut down, so I stopped posting weekend diversions.

☞ Thomas Sowell gave up. I win!

☞ All of these guys got it.

☞ I discovered Laurie Penny.

☞ Harambe died, then David Bowie, then everyone else.

☞ I recieved a large but brief trafic spike.

☞ I made my 300th post.

☞ Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, long story short, I'm in charge of religion now.

He'll not escape so easily

In 2017, I resolve to rebutt one classic Thomas Sowell column per week.

My actual 300th post

I counted wrong before.

This guy...

... he gets it.

Classic Bashir #11

What is to be done about all these people saying things are like slavery when these things are not literally slavery? Oh, yeah.

Guys who get it #12

Elizabeth Nolan Brown can't see the forest for the trees

To the asbergian rigidity of Reason columnists, a story about events that did not literally occur in some concrete, objective sense, is "untrue". Any REAL journalist, or David Brin, will tell you that there are broader, subjective truths more important, and which are best illustrated to less educated, non-journalist types in the form of fable and parable.

More stool samples from Bum-ass Poosmell

Om nom nom!

More stool samples from Bum-ass Poosmell

Om nom nom!

All Hail ●RELIGION CHEIF●

No worries, I will continue to maintain this blog.

Be alert

The world needs more lerts.

Classic Bashir #10

My first lame guilt post, a 'British food is bad and when foriegn people get fired they might get deported' joke.

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You say "checks and balances"

He says 'gridlock and inefficiency'. He's a professor at Stanford. You're not an anti-intellectual, are you?

My 300th post

An old video I just found in drafts:


I totally have devastatingly logical rebuttals to everything he said, but I abstain out of gallant sentiment.

Classic Bashir #9

I think this one set a record.

I want my Btv!

I tagged all the old video posts, so you can just click here if you want to see every video ever posted here.

Have You At Long Last

No Decency? Sure, from time to time, Russia may apparently show the will and means to influence our political processes in order to further their own percieved national interests, but it is self-evidently morally abhorent to publically entertain any concerns about this, you kaka mouths. I'll bet you think you can see them from your house.

Hear HEAR hear

Zack still gets it.

Random Thoughts?

Or random turd morsels?

Ben Shapiro has a lot to say about this and that

He ought to have a lot to eat of piss and scat.

One decade hence...

... Look out of your window. If you don't see these guys, then you are living in a Christianist dystopia.

Here is the main thing I meant to link in this post, which I somehow forgot. In case you were wondering why this made no sense at all.

Mount the euphemism treadmill...

... and prepare to modify your lexicons again. Don't forget, when old people keep using the old terminology, that proves that they're Nazis.

My Favorite Thing About The Obama Era Is All The Racial Healing

Prepare yourself for some sexual healing.

Classic Bashir #6

Charles C.W. Cooke, reBUTTed.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Tea Party Quiz

How much of what you know is so?

Are brownies the new PB&J?

I've got some browines for this kid.

d o g w h i s t l e

Hear hear!

Zack gets it.

Thomas Sowell on Barack Obama:

Me on Thomas Sowell:

Thomas Sowell has Hope for Change

I have poop for his mouth.

From the People Who Get It files #11

Classic Bashir #8

TCHAH, WHITE people, ammirite?

SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY?

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

What I haven't told you...

... is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

 Because I could get uromisitisis poisoning and DIE!

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Monkey Poo

If the lack of a formal invitation was holding you back, well, here you go.

Classic Bashir #7

There are RULES about historic analogies, people!

Word of the day

This is why everyone needs to go to college, even though 900% of college students will be raped.

 

A special guest

Today's rebuttal will be done by this guy:

Oh yeah?

Well how about I take a dump on your face?

Improved access to birth control has tragic unintended consequences

Won't someone think of the abortionists?

Capitalism

What CAN'T it do?

If the dominionists take over, they'll ban this kind of paradigm challenging art.

Or just require it to be privately funded. Potato / papoopoo.

Get a load of this racist

Old white southern rich heterosexual man feels entitled to express regressive views. 

Behold, the face of the violator

If you try to free Palestine, you might have to deal with people like this, questioning you, raising hands, rolling eyes, or otherwise subjecting you to disagreement-rape. So, watch out for that.

N.M. BAshir has invited you to play Palin or Trump

Two quizzes.

Classic Bashir #5

One you might have missed, because the link was wrong before. I still don't get why that picture of Vincent Price is captioned "Bob Dylan" though.

Bad kaka man

Thomas Sowell doesn't want Hillary Clinton to protect you from the reptili Je Man. I don't want him to have any pie. I mean like, eating pie instead of poop, is what he should NOT do.

From the People Who Get It files #10

 

 

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Naughty Child

Guess what's naughty about this child.

He throws poop.

How much did Nancy Reagan hate homosexuals?

So much that she denied them treatment for AIDS two years before any treatment for AIDS existed, knowing that inaction would allow the virus to spread to the heterosexual population, and despite having absolutely no authority on the matter whatsoever. Now THAT is SOME hate.

Victor Davis Hanson does not share the sensitivities of millenials

I don't share the poop with him. The poop that he should be having, that is. In his mouth.

Classic Bashir #4

Syllogism 101.

Must be religious or something.

Anti-choice rape apologist denounces choice.

Your Bill of Rights is embarrassingly lacking

It is yet to have been formally amended to ensure even your most fundamental rights to other peoples property. But True Leaders can still teach us about True Freedom!

Blogging is a KIND of writing...

... even if it's mostly just links and pictures.

Objective journalist reveals...

Hillary will be the nominee, because of Jim Crow Laws.*

* Black people don't have mailing addresses, therefore voter ID laws amount, in effect, to actual disenfranchisement. I leave explaining how this helps Clinton at the expense of Sanders, although Sanders support is a Caucasian affectation on a par with wearing wizard costumes in public, as an exercise for the imaginative reader. 

Behold, lawlessness.

Ramesh Ponnuru says that the Constitution is on the Senate's side in the battle to replace Scalia. I say that "the rule of law" means that the Legislature has to obey the Executive*, and that someone should take a dump right in Ponnuru's mouth.

* I am so sure of this that I'm not even going to bother looking it up.

Whoa, people are reading this now ...

... due to the legendary instalanche. I'd better put up some posts or something. Here are some recent posts, and here are some less recent posts. Here are some mee-mees for the kids (they don't like pogs anymore, they like mee-mees), and here are some very old posts.

I really should have monitized this blog BEFORE begging for an instalanche.

From the people who get it files #9

↑↑↑ T . H . I . S ↑↑↑

"The logic of domestic abuse"

CDC: "Hey, careful doing the thing that can lead to the disease, also your boyfriend should maybe be careful too". Chilling indeed.

Classic Bashir #3

My third post ever.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Random Sarah Palin Thing.

Just click a square at random: ■□■□■□■□■□■□■

Hey hey, ho ho

People who ask about the mattress' have to go. Because you either GET the mattress thing or you don't. It's not my job to educate you.

Guess the new n-word

With Amanda Marcotte.

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Classic Bashir #2

My first Sowell rebuttal.

Wow, like, society, man. It's like, bad, or something

Ryan Gosling is a time traveler sent back to stop the patriarchy.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Dinoplop

You play Dinoplop now. Me invite you.

Can someone help me figure out what the thesis of this article is?

Transexuals, meh? Transexual hoboes, NOW you're talking? Don't be so busy being gay you forget to be a Communist? You're all embracing the genderqueers, but look at me, I'M embracing the poor genderqueer Marxists of color, so I win this contest? What is the DEAL with deadlines?

From the people who get it files #8

Potpuorri, a melange, if you will.

Random BMs from Thomas Sowell's mouth.

Classic Bashir #1

This blog's first post.

Those people need their awareness raised.

Shaming in the defense of progress is no vice.

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Palinbot

This is a thing.

A hate criminal stalks the internet

Shut up Wesley.

Bad news: Prajwal Kulkarni thinks Republicans should murder blacks.

Good news: He wants Latinos to be spared. To "target" is, of course, crypto-facist dog-whistle lingo for "murder".

Star Parker: Rapist

Or to be more precise, rape culture advocating rape apologist. Syllogistic logic here.

The jarring syntax of everything written before about 10 years ago.

Once I heard someone refer to a flock of geese and/or ganders as a "flock of geese". I went into full blown ontological shock and crapped in my own mouth.

They still think the President was born in Keynsnia!

Would you like to know more?

Would you like to know more?

Compensate much?

Victor Davis Hanson thinks the President should Carry a Big Stick or Shut Up. I think it sounds like he might have some kind of Freudian issue with something.




His penis. I'm talking about the size of his penis.








Because of the big stick thing.

John Hawkins says that Christians, Conservatives, men and white people are not responsible for your problems.

I say, oh yeah, well how about I take a dump right in your face?

Look at this racist

If you look at racists enough, eventually you develop a knack for spotting them on sight.

Polarizing?

N.M. Bashir has invited you to play Poop Machine

Nice sound effects in this one.

Laurie Penny fun facts about the recent gang rapes in Cologne

I inferred most of these, but then I'm a pro. That's why I get the big bucks.

• European authorities do not make a fuss about rape accusations.
• Advising people of ways to reduce the chances that they will be a crime victim is the same as saying that they deserve to be a crime victim.
• Deuteronomy 22:25 stole feminism.
• Only progressive feminists have opposed rape in the past.
• Someday in the future, after capitalism and religion are done away with, feminists might get laws passed against rape.
• It is horrific to call rapists savages.
• "Rape culture" and the actual crime of rape are the same thing.
• Literally everyone Laurie Penny doesn't like was in favor of rape like a week ago.
• Paragraphs in professionally written essays don't really have to like flow together or anything.
• Being against rape this week is racist.
• Theft of feminist rhetoric in the name of imperialism and racism has been going on for centuries.
• If someone predicts that a certain proposed policy is likely to lead to rapes, then the policy is put into practice and does in fact lead to rapes, then the person who made the prediction ... is ... bad... I've lost Laurie Penny's train of thought here.

Thomas Sowell on messing with the Constitution

Me messing on Thomas Sowell:

Sad David Bowie is dead?

Well, stop it. That's not allowed, because he was a racist.